You're telling me a large corporation financed a film as a marketing ploy? Unprecedented. Surely this represents a new low for Hollywood.

the "gays" (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah

hey chicagoans

I think I overestimated how many Chicagoans this blog reaches

reblog for Chicagoan exposure

one thing about pet owners is they love to insult their pets in ways that their pets are completely incapable of comprehending

cat: [not knowing their owner has made a image of them describing them as a "small odious couch goblin" who "doesnt understand calculus"] this beam of light is so warm

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.

Why would you hide this in the tags?

Some skadi and her new puppers

committed the ultimate fucking sin of being transgender online

hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.