You're telling me a large corporation financed a film as a marketing ploy? Unprecedented. Surely this represents a new low for Hollywood.
the "gays" (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah
hey chicagoans
do you actually eat deep dish or is that just for tourists
I'm from Chicago and we eat deep dish
I'm from Chicago and deep dish is for tourists, we eat Chicago thin-crust
I'm from Chicago and we occasionally eat deep dish but rarely
I'm from Chicago and we eat deep dish about half the time
I'm not from Chicago and I want to click things
Other (specify in tags)
I think I overestimated how many Chicagoans this blog reaches
reblog for Chicagoan exposure
one thing about pet owners is they love to insult their pets in ways that their pets are completely incapable of comprehending

cat: [not knowing their owner has made a image of them describing them as a "small odious couch goblin" who "doesnt understand calculus"] this beam of light is so warm
Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.
hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.